BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I want to be your penis for a week.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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