walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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