You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You surviving the open bar?
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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