You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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