Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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