Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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