I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize