does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Still dying that you shit outside
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?