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  Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt

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  And?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

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  What the fuck?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night

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• (315): View more from New York

  Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I want to go out and have good clean fun.

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  Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.

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• (530): View more from California

  so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma

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