When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
COCAINE IS GR8
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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