You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..