I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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