Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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