Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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