i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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