I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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