it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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