quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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