So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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