During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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