lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
vagina is talking i cant
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
