I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I am mentally ready for anal.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
