A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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