I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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