Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my being single is dangerous.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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