Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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