By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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