Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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