If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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