I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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