Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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