how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
