ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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