She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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