Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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