Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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