Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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