I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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