I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
