we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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