Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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