O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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