I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I believe in your delicious
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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