So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
its not stalking. its research.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
