I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
