i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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