No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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