I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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