someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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