I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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