just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize