he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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