It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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