we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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