C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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