you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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